(thank god for this long opening sequence, this evening's timeline is HOPPING people.) #monsterdon #piranha2

this kid gets eaten alive at some point, right? #monsterdon #piranha2

ma'am i would prefer if you never showed me anything ever. #monsterdon #piranha2

mr dumont, uh, your socks... #monsterdon #piranha2

this woman is one hundred percent Operating rn. #monsterdon #piranha2

lord, more titties. why is this movie so horny??? #monsterdon #piranha2

"wanted to strip search the boat"
the people in this movie are even horny for boats. #monsterdon #piranha2

lady, unless all this wine is for the piranhas, i'd like this movie to move on, please. #monsterdon #piranha2

lol, that guy just got himself a hot date AND kept her from making off with the food, he gets the first point of this movie. #monsterdon #piranha2

"mainly i was bored"
same, sir.
wonder what those man-eating piranhas are doing rn...
#monsterdon #piranha2

HEY! the piranhas still make the brbrbrbr noise. alright, we'll keep 'em. #monsterdon #piranha2

bout time to jump scare us with a -- YEAH, there we go. #monsterdon #piranha2

what a cute ambulance.
#monsterdon #piranha2

ah. i can see why they divorced. #monsterdon #piranha2

oh, are they still married? #monsterdon #piranha2

aw, this poor guy, he doesn't deserve this. #monsterdon #piranha2

i think he wants some extra glue for his dentures... #monsterdon #piranha2

maybe there's an exciting movie in here? #monsterdon #piranha2

this is what happens when you don't leave a woman alone when she asks you to, chaps. take note. #monsterdon #piranha2

HEY! THERE'S OUR BOY! #monsterdon #piranha2

listen, bro, i just saw that movie, it's real (^_^) #monsterdon #piranha2

whyyyyyy #monsterdon #piranha2

oh jesus, loretta.
lololololololol
#monsterdon #piranha2

and some more boat footage, in case you missed the director credit in the beginning. #monsterdon #piranha2

there's some juice in the fridge
#WrongMovie #monsterdon #piranha2

"a red hot poker"
is THAT what you're into?
#monsterdon #piranha2

OH, so tyler's in on the whole thing, huh? tisk tisk tisk
#monsterdon #piranha2

suddenly the boat is restored to its former CG glory, and our winged piranha boy floats across the hall in a nice tux and top hat. #monsterdon #piranha2

tyler gave up his secret pretty quick. #monsterdon #piranha2

and when do the fish bite his nuts off for real? #monsterdon #piranha2

"bitch"
most hilarious line of this film so far.
#monsterdon #piranha2

lol, that movie just faked us out. rude. #monsterdon #piranha2

oh wait, no it didn't poor chap didn't get 5 full minutes on screen. #monsterdon #piranha2

aw, okay, i was fine with the fish when they ate the mean ladies, but they made this nice guy sad, i don't think i like them rn. #monsterdon #piranha2

yeah, if mutant fish ate my son(?) i too would start building bombs. #monsterdon #piranha2