So many people seem to have received their fire science, civil engineering, and hydrologist degrees in the past week or so. Congratulations, everyone!!

@TonyStark I really wished #billionaires would be #conscripted as #firefighters, but I can tell you why #conscription is a shitty idea espechally with #firefighting, because one cannot rely on forcibly recruited personnel!

  • As a former firefighter I can attest you that this is the reason why #Musk would not even pass basic training: He'd be fired for being an antisocial asshole that noone wants to trust their life with...
@kkarhan It’s truly stunning that anyone listens to him about anything at all.

@TonyStark Considering the fact that #Musk allegedly did the biggest non-nuclear explosion and constantly runs his businesses into the ground, it's safe to say every Kindergartener is more competent because unlike #ApartheidEmeraldBoy they'd let adults deal with the important bits...

Musk thinks he's "#TonyStark" when in fact he's not even a #BondVillain #minion!

@kkarhan Fortunately John Oliver covered this.
@TonyStark yeah, #Musk is the worst "Tony Stark" Cosplayer because he's just an antisocial asshole...