You can call me Robin
David SmithPlaying RPGs as a kid: ok I get fire damage and lightning damage, and I can even see cold damage, but wtf is water damage
Playing RPGs as an adult homeowner: oh fuck
Nate Vack π΄@Catfish_Man Character looks under their armor and discovers that everything is covered in black mold
cyanbane@Catfish_Man I wish I could like this multiple times.
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Currently going through that for about the 5th time, and I live on the first floor!
Currently going through that for about the 5th time, and I live on the first floor!
Orlando@Catfish_Man thatβs when you drown a littleβ¦.
Picks the Evangelist@Catfish_Man typed as acid
Capsulejay@Catfish_Man Now I'm just imagining a goblin or a dragon getting hit with a water spell and saying "Damn you, Hero! Do you have any idea how expensive it's gonna be to get new flooring and baseboards in my lair now!?" π
Vanessa Nightshade π³οΈββ§οΈ
Mike Mathew@Catfish_Man I repeat the phrase βWater is the enemy of the houseβ (by way of @siracusa) many times a month to my family.