Explaining tackling technical debt to senior management.

~Edited to add alt text~

@cjust what is technical debt

@GezThePez @cjust

technical debt is what you see in the gif

the accumulation of cruft and shortcuts and abandoned initiatives that eventually needs to be addressed. all projects accumulate this flotsam and jetsam, some toxic, some (seemingly) harmless, but all an impediment to moving forward. management doesn't see it

@cjust I’ve thought about this clip A LOT over the years lol

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Explaining to bankers:
it's not technical debt - it's an unhedged call option.

With debt you exactly know when you will have to pay, and how expensive it will be.

With "technical debt" you know neither. You just took the risk for a short-term benefit.

Bad code isn’t Technical Debt, it’s an unhedged Call Option – Steve Freeman

@brezelradar @cjust
No, that can’t be right - I only read that 2, 3 years ago…
… shit, I am _old_. 🥴
@cjust Plz add the Source from what Movie this gif is.. a nice one by the way and thanks for shareing.

@ibrahim_cris This is from the TV show "Malcolm in the Middle" Season 3 Episode 6.

This scene features Brian Cranston and Jane Kaczmarek

https://www.imdb.com/title/tt0640340/

"Malcolm in the Middle" Health Scare (TV Episode 2001) ⭐ 7.9 | Comedy, Family

23m | TV-PG

IMDb
@cjust I've always loved this scene 😂

Man walks home to see lightswitch doesn't work, goes to screw in lightbulb. Reaches for a replacement lightbulb to find the shelf's loose. Reaches in a creaking drawer for a screwdriver. Goes for grease to find its empty. Enters his car to get more, only to find he has engine troubles.

Wife steps in as he's fixing the car asking him to get a fresh lightbulb.

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The longest gif I've ever seen, and the best!
@cjust "shaving a yak for beginners"
@arthru @cjust came here to say this 😁👍
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How did you upload a 100 Mio gif? 🤔
@l_inadapte I think its actually an mp4 with no sound so Mastodon just shows it as a GIF
@cjust
Oh… ok. It makes sense.
Thanks :)
@cjust @twoscomplement just finished the latest episode, only to be served this post

@cjust Is this technical debt? Or yak shaving?

Or did he resort to yak shaving due to technical debt? 😂

@cjust Also: My usual Monday night.

@cjust someone answered with an Alt Text, it be great if you could edit your post to add it to the GIF : )

(A lot of people refrain from boosting Alt-less content, and this one is very good)

@cjust @leyrer actually that's a bad example, especially to senior management. They will (rightfully so) say "just replace the goddamn lightbulb and don't care about the shelf. It doesn't stop you from getting a new lightbulb". Everything starting from "creaking drawer" works fine, though.
@cjust @leyrer this is also how I explain what ADHD feels like.
@cjust Me laughing uncomfortably, this is getting too close.