Wow, that's a lot of pennies.

@lowqualityfacts YES, I am approximately three times as wealthy as I thought I was!

. . .Oh, I'm 3X as in debt as I thought I was. Never mind.

@lowqualityfacts
I didn't realize inflation was 𝑡h𝑎𝑡 bad...
@lowqualityfacts You rounded up a bit, we all know that is in fact 34,874572123... And unlike π, the decimal places never end.
@lowqualityfacts It's true, because the price of copper is up.
@lowqualityfacts it was, until #brexit. Now it’s about 88.

@lowqualityfacts
Great...
Thanks.
Now please find some ads on Zamanon to help me find a way to carry my wealth around please.

Pennies do play havoc on my hankies.

@lowqualityfacts
This is fake news, pennies don't exist, Chump said so.