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ummthatguyThere’s a mixed metaphor that serves both, but I can’t sort it out just now.
metaStaticWe're getting tacos not an MRI
Por que no los dos?
Why not both?
Yes of course but it’s relegated only to Tuesdays due to a lack of enthusiasm on her side. They’ll do both but one more begrudgingly.
Hope one day they both celebrate both equally 😼
Dharma Curious (he/him)Okay, do straight guys really feel like women don’t enjoy giving blowjobs? As Gay guy, most of the women I know say they enjoy giving them. Mostly it’s the jizz in their mouth that’s the problem, but that disappears (for precum anyway) with a committed relationship, as it’s mainly an ick/std factor. My experience is mostly the same. Sucking dick is fun, especially if you take the time to learn to deep throat. I’ve never understood this idea most straight guys have that women hate it when my, admittedly anecdotal, experience with women has been totally contrary to that
There is this notion going around that women in general enjoy sex less or want less of it. Which is nonsense. Maybe talk to your wife and learn what she likes, Richard.
Antidepressants mess with the drive for sure.
Many things do. Gender generally doesn’t.
It’s been pretty hit or miss with the women I’ve been with. If I had to guess about 50% were okay with or liked doing it, the rest either didn’t like it or refused entirely. Which is fine if they’re not really into it it doesn’t do anything for me anyway.
OkokimupI’ve always been enthusiastic to do it for my man’s pleasure, but never enjoyed the act for it’s own sake. Also cum is like raw egg white and it really takes me out of an erotic story when the female characters are obsessed with consuming it. But to each, her own.
Cum icks me out something fierce unless I know for a fact a dude is clean. I can’t help but think of it as a disease vector. :/ Other than that, I genuinely don’t mind it unless they taste super bitter
It really depends. Setting aside taste (some guys really are unpleasant tasting, but not most of them) - if your guy runs less hot than you, a blowjob to completion means one less opportunity to do something for both of you. So it can feel like: oh getting all turned on by it, then it’s over and you are left hanging for days while he generates enough sex drive to have sex again. That was the issue with my ex, who was a once a week guy. Husband now, we are pretty equal and it’s not a big deal. If I do this one morning, after work we can still fuck.
Mostly agree with you on it being a fun thing to do though, you are right about that. It’s not a chore or a drag, just sometimes frustrating.
M137Dude, seriously! If there was ever a great time to use “¿Por qué no los dos?”, either in text or the meme image/gif, it’s here. The meme is from a taco shell commercial.
It’s absolutely perfect, but you failed. Shame on you!
Zachariah
OmnipitaphJust not at the same time, especially if they’re hard shell tortillas.
hot sauce might make it interesting though
This is the real comic
boomerhumor
The dumbest part of it. Ugly.
Coomer humor
¿Por que no los dos?
DestideSpicy BJ’s