This week has shown Mark Zuckerberg to be a truly pitiful figure, groveling before Donald Trump, clinging to the hope that servitude will secure him a dog's bowl in the dining hall of fools, while adopting a bad fake tan in wheedling aesthetic homage to the orange man himself.
If you need proof of how low Zuckerberg has fallen, consider this: he even let Elon Musk beat him to the title of Chief Sniveler.

@Daojoan

Suggesting he's fallen implies that he had risen sometime before.
really, (tm) "He's not worth it"

@ipd When the bar is on the ground, he can always afford a shovel, or excavator for that matter. Bucket wheel to the rescue :)

@Daojoan

@Daojoan I think biggest clinch for this all is fact Musk is racist narcissistic sociopath, but our sugar boi did it just for money, aaand save his skin.