The TMI: why don't they make the shit-stick textured? Seriously. I was half retching while I in-and-outed that stick over and over again into my freshly-laid turd. I could not get the poo to hang on. I felt like some sort of poop fetishist. I'd be lying if I said my shit don't stink. It surely does. Gave me flashbacks to my diaper-changing babysitting years. And then I was doing the gross-out stompy dance while trying to put the shit stick into the sample container without getting poo everywhere. I'm quasi-traumatized.

@Shanmonster I don't know why I felt impelled to do this... Hope it gives you a smile after all your trials 😊