clown event still possib-LMy greatest fear in life is that someone will hear me ironically saying "laters, baby" and think I am unironically saying "laters, baby" and try to strike up a conversation about Fifty Shades, at which point my only recourse will be to throw myself into the fucking sun
this is the funniest thing i have ever posted. you're all sleeping on a real banger
Gulleko@ldottxt We're all sleeping on it because the rest of us weren't foolish enough to subject ourselves to fifty shades 
@Gulleko SO FAIR THOUGH. I watched it because I wanted to know why everyone was so oooOoooOOOOh over it, and it turns out it's because everyone is an idiot who has no idea what kink should actually look like but thought the movie was ~*~scandalous~*~
@ldottxt That thing was fueled to fame by soccer moms who think doggy style is kinky, and I feel bad for you.
The closest I've gotten to reading it is using fifty shades generator to horrify prude friends. 😂
Judge Yuri 👩🏻⚖️
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May Keable 🏳️🌈🏳️⚧️@ldottxt Throw them into the sun instead. No witnesses.
somedaypilot@ldottxt how do I throw the entirety of Fifty Shades as a thing that exists into the fucking sun?
@somedaypilot if you find out, hit me up