PhilWJan 2
Uncle Duke
for the potato fears not death
Dec 31 at 1:55pmWeb
Show threadunlimited postingworks Dec 31
@UncleDuke1969 once again i must state that potatoes are not normal plants and there's something horribly wrong with them
Show threadChris SimpsonDec 31
@halva @UncleDuke1969 I love the fact that when they are green, they are deadly poisonous
Show threadpotpieJan 2
@chris_e_simpson @halva @UncleDuke1969 and yet.... Hardly anyone ever gets sick because of it, because it makes them taste so very very bad
Show threadAmin Hollon 🏳Jan 9

@halva @UncleDuke1969

https://benjaminhollon.com/writing/potato-paragraph/

The Potato Paragraph

A chilling tail of potatoes and knives. And potatoes. And knives. Did I mention potatoes? The Potato Paragraph was born in November 2019 when one of my friends sent me the cryptic message “potatoes, potatoes everywhere.” In response, I sent a four-sentence story that was the beginning of what is now the Potato Paragraph. Since then, the Potato Paragraph has been featured in scripts and stories I’ve written, updated each time to include more of the story that we all want more of.

Show threadWm.sonDec 31

@UncleDuke1969

That's how they avoid real death...they whistle past the wave yard.

(Even I groaned at that one.)

Show threadGraniteGeekDec 31
@UncleDuke1969 The broccoli, however, will only hum.
Show threadChris SimpsonDec 31
@UncleDuke1969 if you listen carefully they actually whistle Come To Daddy by Aphex Twin
Show threadTyler K. NothingDec 31
@UncleDuke1969 Whistle while you get worked... 🤣
Show threadWiredfireDec 31

@UncleDuke1969 when baking some potatoes ones I called my wife over as they were “whistling”.

“Listen..!” I said with glee.. “they’re screaming”

My wife doesn’t attend potato baking sessions any more.

Show threadCatSalad🐈🥗 (D.Burch) Jan 2
@UncleDuke1969 @ShadowJonathan potato don't give af
Show threadDJ🌞Jan 2
@UncleDuke1969 also, hot single potatoes in your neighborhood!
Show threadskye, eira, ibisJan 2
@UncleDuke1969 that caution
Potato is just like me frfr
Show threadThe TurtleJan 2
@UncleDuke1969 does the potato whistle when it farts?
Show threadRetJan 2
@UncleDuke1969 "we'll meet again, don't know where, don't know when" 🎵
Show threadKeithJan 2

@UncleDuke1969 Always look on the bright side of life 🎶

https://media.tenor.com/95AGbCSEeY4AAAAe/always-look-on-the-bright-side-of-life-monty-python.png

Show threadMark Shane HaydenJan 2
@UncleDuke1969 I want a potato that whistles the theme to the Andy Griffith Show and when it reached the end of the tune it is done
Show threadMausuJan 2
@UncleDuke1969 Loading screen tip
Show threadcharlesJan 2
@UncleDuke1969
May we suffer as honorably as the potato in the great microwave of life.
Show threadAIPAC ur bagsJan 2
@UncleDuke1969 "Do not go gentle into that good night" - Dylan "spud" Thomas
Show threadFunky BobJan 3

@UncleDuke1969

"CAUTION, POTATO WILL BE HOT!"

All these replies, and not a single Sexy Potato image!

Show threadAdam R. WoodJan 3
@UncleDuke1969 Same energy
Show threadMark Jones 4125Jan 3
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Show threadʙᴇɴ ᴄᴏᴛᴛᴇяɪʟʟJan 5
@UncleDuke1969 @TheBreadmonkey “Remove plastic wrap”? Who wraps potatoes in plastic?
Show threadBenJan 5

@BenCotterill @UncleDuke1969

Gotta keep them tato's safe

Show threadzl2todMar 25

@UncleDuke1969

That'll be the added salicylic acid.

#pyrotechnics