Make yourself a little foxxo companion
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Another thing I find very cool but will forget tomorrow...
@volpeon oh my goddd
@volpeon help I'm supposed to be working but I keep making fopses instead
@SuperSluether @volpeon There's something about rabies on the first one, I'm concerned for the fops
@forst oh no, I didn't even notice! I promise they're fine, it's just some scrap paper that was in the desk when I started working here.
@volpeon folds volpeon
@puniko Heck
@volpeon ​​ oh nein, jetzt hab ich dich verknittert
@puniko
@volpeon ​​ wie unknittere ich dich jetzt? WIE?
@puniko Ich weiß nicht
@volpeon​ WIE???
@volpeon ​​ aaah, ich hab ne idee heisses bügeleisen in die hand nehm
@puniko Äääh, vielleicht lieber nicht
@volpeon auf den dampknopf drück ​​ ach das funktioniert sicher gut..... glaub ich..... hoff ich... vielleicht... ähm.... ja
@puniko Geh bloß weg mit dem Ding
@volpeon ​​ na gut, dann bleibst du halt zerknittert
@volpeon gibt's dich nicht in knitterfrei? Polyesterfasern wie Trevira gibt's seit den 50ern.
@puniko
@volpeon ok I don't get step 4 :(

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Wasn't this a fedi meme like two years ago or something?

Probably because of you? 

@aearo Very likely
@volpeon @aearo I checked and this lil dood was still hiding in the table clutter
@volpeon dont talk to me or my son again
@volpeon napkins are a suboptimal material for foxxoing
@volpeon I think my foxo isn't feeling well ​
@volpeon I think I accidentally created an entirely new creature ​

it's step 3 and 4 my brain can't understand well because there ends up not being a top layer to fold the ears from lol

@TeensyTinyKobold hope it helps if i show you a mostly unfolded perspective? Notice the two 45° edges are going to be the ears while the 90° edge will become the face.

(May add Picture discription later.)

@volpeon I made a pixel art about a slightly different pattern a bit ago! In step 4, the fold goes perpendicular to the "ground" rather than to a point. This is what happens when you unfold her!
@volpeon Just 997 to go and I can wish to turn into a fops 
@volpeon Failed the last step, but love my little foxfriend nyalready >.<

@volpeon Ack! First boyo was a failure. But I must try again!

Not sure if I'm terrible at handy crafts or if these instructions are "restofthefuckingowl"-ing me!

@volpeon hat das schon wer mit einer serviette versucht? Bin curious ob das gehen würde :3
@volpeon do you have instructions for a thermonuclear bomb