You, an idiot: "COBOL is a dead language."
Me, a wise person: https://github.com/meyfa/CobolCraft
Me, a wise person: https://github.com/meyfa/CobolCraft
@benno The whole 'this or that programming language is dead' thing irritates me.
COBOL is alive. It's currently 19th on THIOBE (https://www.tiobe.com/tiobe-index/), with a rating just below te likes of Ruby and R.
Which I find funny, because Ruby is one of the languages people told me to switch to because my Visual Basic, PHP and Java apps would get in to trouble because Ruby was growing.