If you were put in solitary confinement but were given the choice of which musical instrument you’d hear for 23 hours a day which would you choose?
Banjo
65.5%
Bagpipe
21.6%
Child playing the recorder
6%
Kazoo
6.9%
Poll ended at .
@HamonWry Banjo because Kermit and Rainbow Connection

@HamonWry is it A child or MY children?
And is it different music or the same piece over and over again?

Because if I can hear my child this way, I choose this.

@HamonWry The only one of these I'm likely to be capable of sleeping well while it is playing is the bagpipe. The drone might be helpful, lol.