"If only I knew how many cores I had"
The trusty Linux verbose bootup screen:        
@ipg What does this one mean
@ipg Theyre putting the umbreons in my Linux HASHTAG WOKE

@ipg I want it to show different sizes of penguins for big and little cores.

I should write that

@ipg I want to see this on one of the top-end AMD EPYC chipsets. I wonder if it even has space left to draw the console output
@eta On the plus side, stacked cpu usage graphs become pretty gradients, even with "just" 16 cores. :3 @ipg
@ipg Wait, that's what it means? TIL
@ipg it's so sad it no longer shows pengiuns on EFIFB :(
@elly @ipg Huh? You just need to enable it in your kernel config.
@elly @ipg sddm theme idea: shows differently grouped penguins depending on the number of cpus and their NUMA layout.
@ipg The council of cores decides your fate.
@ipg Nah the real bootup screen is NT telling you how many cores you have while looking like it just crashed
@ipg I like how this got cropped to just, blue

@ipg Try booting up a 4S machine with 64 cores per socket. :D

No, penguins do not line-wrap.

@ipg WJAT ITS THE NUMBER OF CORES???
@frog is this satire. did you of all people not know
@ipg @frog i didnt i thought it was based on vibes from the kernel