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Tired: Dilbert Stark

Wired: Techbro Rasputin!

Dilbert Stark
21.9%
Techbro Rasputin
27.2%
Space Karen
39.9%
What?!? Is this a meme?
11%
Poll ended at .

@cstross

I was partial to Dilbert Stark over Space Karen, because Space Karen has this slight whiff of misogyny somewhere in it's DNA.

And isn't Techbro Rasputin Thiel?

@Leszek_Karlik No, Thiel is Sauron. (You know he owns a Palantir, right?)

@cstross @Leszek_Karlik I thought that too, but then I saw Altman now shipping at scale, an almost literal Eye of Sauron in the form of his eye scanning crypto Orb. https://www.wired.com/story/worldcoin-sam-altman-orb/

Perhaps Thiel is necromancing this from the shadows, but recent footage of interviews with him, facial bone structure increasingly pronounced, his skin visibly coated in some kind of slimy residue, leaves me thinking he’s more gollum.

Sam Altman’s Eye-Scanning Orb Has a New Look—and Will Come Right to Your Door

The ambitious identity-verification project Worldcoin, now called World, wants a future where humans are “orb-verified.”

WIRED

@atomless @cstross @Leszek_Karlik Ok, hear me out.

Musk - Wormtongue
Thiel - Saruman
Altman - Sauron