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I’ll save you the question, you fucking nerd.

https://textexpander.com

Welcome to TextExpander.com

TextExpander is the most popular text replacement and shortcut app. Generate custom word, sentence, and paragraph text with keyboard shortcuts.

TextExpander

If anyone attempts to argue with me about text expansion and how I could perform this far more efficiently with semicolon expansion or simply by using Keyboard Maestro, I will cry and become very sad, plus there's a non-zero chance that I will directly impugn your social skills, tone awareness, and general civic compass on a platform where several of your internet friends will see it and know I'm talking specifically about you.

So, don't let’s argue about text expansion.

Man, I got up fucking *early* today.

It feels like nine thirty.

@hotdogsladies

But that efficiency score!

@maletero

I swear to God: Chatty G gave me better CPAP settings!

@hotdogsladies

Oh boy! My CPAP is on autopilot. I may have to have a talk with my own Chatty G to see if there's room for improvement.

(And yes, I do scat CPAP like Louis Armstrong whenever I read it. Thanks for that tip.)

@maletero

"zeeeee-PAP!”

Also, meet my friend OSCAR

https://www.sleepfiles.com/OSCAR/

OSCAR - Open Source CPAP Analysis Reporter

OSCAR is PC software for reviewing and exploring data produced by CPAP and related machines used in sleep apnea treatment

@hotdogsladies what app is that?
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@hotdogsladies When you got out of bed, I moved from the couch to the bed. We could live together! 😜
@hotdogsladies I’ve never seen so much blue. That’s awesome.
@hotdogsladies But what do you use for text compression? Like if I try to type “too long, didn’t read”, it conveniently turns it into “TLDR;” for me. Have you had enough sleep to argue about that?
@hotdogsladies I for one think text should be compressed

@hotdogsladies I'm pretty sure I added the sdi text expansion based on you mentioning it years ago.

Getting the é on my last name was a real annoyance without the text expansion.