Matt Walshthis is canon penis lore
HolyginzIt might be Canon lore but I really just want to kill it with a Canon.
darkdemizeInstructions unclear, dick stuck in printer.
My printer ran out of ink, now my HP printer is holding me hostage by the family jewels ☹️
So is this why everyone’s transitioning these days?
hungryphrogWait until they learn about pussyroaches…
Why are you surprised? They are called cock-roaches, after all…
Mickey7What if you shoved a straw into your cock and then sprayed “Raid” into the straw?
Raid Shadow Legends?
SparkyRaid shadow legends!
Roaches Georg has a serious problem!
For the uninformed: en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Spiders_Georg
m_fThe URL for that image is… something. rape.pet looks very pedo adjacent:
also, as long as it’s illegal, we dont allow any CSAM on this instance
How about you don’t allow that shit under any circumstances. Jesus fuck
Yeah tf is that “as long as” clause doing there? If I worked at, say, the FBI, I’d be paying that instance admin a visit.
CrazyCowI called MattWalsh out months ago for that crap. Check the comments on my profile since that user was banned from sh.itjust.works: @[email protected] you can see it in the modlog: thelemmy.club/modlog?page=1&actionType=ModBan&use…
Banned Matt Walsh (Real) @sh.itjust.works reason: User keeps posting content that is hosted on instances open to pedophilia, zoophilia, lolicon, etc. We are not comfortable hosting content from such sites.
daggermoonWhat the hell am I reading?
lololaIs cannon penis in the same universe as chainsaw man
penis hole
Your rethra
socsaOurethra
SanctusAI missed a butt joke in there somewhere
Tbh, the original post looks edited. Thanks for providing the actual search result answer.
MinnesotaGoddamI get 15-20 because I pee a sugar syrup with a little urine in it
Is that you Wilford Brimley?
keep it down i’m inside a cognito
Actually that’s just an average. There’s a guy out there getting 50billion cockroaches on a regular basis and he screwed the statistic.
The importance of using the median instead.
Damn Georg, always getting his dick full of roaches…
Asmongold
Sees OP username Sees instance name
Maybe the shitpost was inside of us all along.
dsilverzIt can surely be avoided, though, when your diet includes stones and glued cheese, as recommended by AI slops nutritionists.
Also make sure to keep in shape by running with scissors. Keeps both you and your peephole slim.
samus12345“This is when having a narrow urethra comes in handy, I tell ya hwat.”
Oh by jingo, I notice! (and. Love it!)