let's be honest here, anyone who claims to be "passionate" about Jira, Confluence, and the entire Atlassian suite... well, they're clearly unhinged. they probably enjoy filling out TPS reports too

@nixCraft I like the little shot of dopamine dragging a ticket into "done" does.

"Another one bites the dust... HEEEYEYEYEY"

Aww...a bunch of other stuff broke? Make a ticket!