what's your funniest accidental death of 2024 #2024Poll #poll

Shipping tycoon #AngelaChao drink driving her #Tesla into a pond and drowning? 🌊 πŸš—

Tech entrepreneur #MikeLynch being accidentally assassinated by #HP when his 56m yacht the #Bayesian sank off the coast of Sicily?πŸŒŠβ›΅

#BrianThompson the late healthcare CEO who accidentally intercepted a mysterious bullet fired probably from a #Welrod or #StationSIX9 βš°οΈπŸ€”

Billionaire founder of high street fashion chain #Mango #IsakAndic who fell into a ravineπŸ”οΈπŸ₯΄

Angela Chao
42.5%
Mike Lynch
9.4%
Brian Thompson
38.7%
Isak Andic
9.4%
Poll ended at .

I'm personally surprised Angela Chao isn't running away with this. Certainly it was the accidental death closest to the Titan implosion*

(*is there an antonym for disaster)

I'm going to be kicking myself if Trump dies accidentally between now and 1 dec 25, lets hope he hangs on until his inauguration
if you think it's in bad taste to enjoy CEO/billionaire deaths, maybe it's best if you instead of thinking about them dying, think about it as being isekaied into hell.
#PloppersWorstToots πŸ‘πŸ˜Έ ⚰️⚰️⚰️⚰️

from some of the replies i appreciate picking your favourite is like being asked "who is your favourite child" don't worry, we know you love all these deaths 😸

love the route one quality of one of Isak Andric's business rivals accidentally pushing him into a ravine

this is going to go to the wire, it's so exciting πŸ™€
commiserations to everyone who was rooting for Brian Thompson. Angela Chao ran away with it like an out of control tesla πŸ™€