annHoweThis app requires access to your contacts
phoneymouseThe Japanese have already perfected smart toilets. There is no app, but there are loads of buttons, including for a heated seat and some music or ambient sounds to help you relax and disguise unpleasant noises.
TheOrcWhoWritesWhat about a little fountain spritz of lit up water like in that one Simpsons episode?
Those would be clogged up in a few days. And I’m not even talking about shit, but limescale buildup. We have super hard water here.