This app requires access to your contacts

https://lemmy.zip/post/28090895

This app requires access to your contacts - Lemmy.zip

cross-posted from: https://lemmy.zip/post/28090390 [https://lemmy.zip/post/28090390] > cross-posted from: https://lemmy.ca/post/35018512 [https://lemmy.ca/post/35018512] > > > Far more than c/mildlyinfuriating

It tracks the quality of your shits, draws a graph of the daily amount that you can share on social media and recommends a list of sponsored foods depending on your needs.
I know you’re joking but a toilet that analyzes your stool would be quite remarkable health monitoring device to go along with our smartwatches and stuff. I bet there’s loads of health markers you could see from it.
Unremarkable shits. Your insurance claim has been denied