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danielfeldroyInsurance Company CEOs in meetings right now:
CEO: what should we do to prevent me from being shot next?
Employee: Stop denying so many claims.
Employee: Lower premiums.
Employee: Treat our clients like human beings.
CEO: Bodyguards it is.
Abbie 🇵🇷🏳️⚧️🏳️🌈@danielfeldroy @EdCates you forgot the part at the end where each of the employees is thrown out the window
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Rob WilliamsonAs if bodyguards don't have loved ones who can get sick.
I'm looking forward to the reaction once one of their bodyguards tops one of them.
Antonio Páez 🇲🇽🇨🇦...and higher premiums to pay for the body guards
I AM BANKSY ☕ / 🗑🔥@danielfeldroy ... And raise everyone's premiums with a "Bodyguard copay"
MatthewThen they add a fief fee.
BattleBot23@danielfeldroy From the recent scrubbing of executive data it sounds like business as usual with shareholder meetings using AI voice scramblers and ski masks filters.