Mastodawn

Do you think United Health Care is going to have trouble finding a replacement CEO?

Darth Vader: “You are in command now, Admiral Plett” Plett: (nervously) “Thank you, Lord Vader”

Boeing managed to wave enough money to entice Kelly Ortberg to be their new CEO. Surely UHC can do similar.

No one shot the Boeing CEO yet.

Every Boeing issue in the history of flight combined haven’t shortened as many lives as insurance CEOs on any given week of the year.