My fellow #trans siblings, on a trip to IKEA today I ventured into the reuse section of returned and damaged items and found a huge quantity of discarded #blåhaj on discount marked as "discontinued product line." These babies need loving homes!
@jaelisp THEYVE BEEN DISCONTINUED?
@Ezzy There were others on regular sale so I'm betting they've subtly changed the design somehow.
@jaelisp @Ezzy I bought one of these discontinued Blahaj a couple of weeks ago, they were destined for the Russian market of which IKEA pulled out of
@Ezzy @jaelisp UK received a big batch of shorks produced for the ruzzian market, where IKEA left and Blahaj are practically banned for promoting people being themselves.
@Ezzy @jaelisp there was a scare about them discontinuing them a while back but it turned out it was just someone on the UK customer service line getting the wrong end of the stick.
@jaelisp one of them is chomping on that metal rack
@jaelisp as i will give home for another dozen if i find any of those surplus shorks!

@jaelisp

Live-action Blåhnado, needs writing.  I can think of some potential edibles.

@electropict They come to wreak trans vengeance. When your local mayor passes a bathroom ban, in rolls an unstoppable Blåhnado of doom leaving behind a wake of empty cans of monster.

@jaelisp

That’s the sort of thing, yes.  And I think people in wetsuits, maybe with ⚧-dents, striding lithe and piscine out of the wine-dark waves.  Might be better as a series of shorts rather than a full-length movie.

btw transvengeance makes a good word all by itself. 🙂

@jaelisp "Discontinued" ? Are they really discontinued, at least in your country ????

Or is this a gross mislabeling ?

(They do not appear discontinued in FR right now)

@Sobex Like I've said further down, I thought it was just a slight change in design as they're on the shelve elsewhere and someone else has mentioned the UK got the Russian surplus after they were banned there
@jaelisp sorry, I likely failed victim to the fact that user do not necessarily see all answers, so I didn’t see it.
@Sobex No worries, I didn't mean to be "per my previous email", just afraid to look like I'm repeating spam replies.