When faced with someone with despicable bigoted views, too many people will just tell them to fuck off.

But isn't it the case that we shouldn't stoop to their level? That we should lead by example and demonstrate the value of human goodwill by extending a hand of kindness?

Next time, take the time to tell them how to fuck off, where to fuck off too, and when they get there, how to fuck off some more.

Be kind, pay it forward.

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@selzero

if someone is indecent to you, you no longer owe them decency in return

courtesy and good will is a social contract, not an immutable principle you must discipline yourself to regardless of how someone behaves

so if, as a method, you shower the indecent with deranged affection while pointing and laughing, you can at least unnerve them, and hopefully achieve some psychic damage, and also entertain yourself at their expense

@selzero As I have said to people on occasion, fuck off, then fuck off some more, and then keep fucking off until you get back here and then fuck off some more.

@BackFromTheDud @selzero Haha! I love it.

I can think of a fair few people I want to send that to.

@selzero

I'm a naturally creative person, and also a British working class bloke, so if anyone needs increasingly innovative ways to tell people to fuck off I'm available, free of charge. I can literally do this shit all day.

No cockwomble, fuckpuffin middle class, twitter insults here. Straight up Fuckpig, toilet, cunt responses guaranteed.

@TwoClownsEating @selzero

I like the classics:

take a long walk off a short pier

or

Go play on the M1

@TwoClownsEating @selzero Fucktoilet. Pigcunt.

@purplepadma @selzero

I'm assuming these are suggestions and not a reply Charlotte 😂

@TwoClownsEating @selzero Just exploring possibilities 😂😂😂

@purplepadma @selzero

Glad we cleared that up 😉

@TwoClownsEating @purplepadma I just assumed fucktoilet and pigcunt were David Cameron's nicknames for his girlfriends.

@selzero @purplepadma

The internet does not forget, Dave.

@TwoClownsEating @purplepadma @selzero It is disappointing yet unsurprising that a lot of the online swear generators are AI-generated when all you need to do is randomly join words together, perhaps with a slider for level of profanity. This one comes up with some good ones although it needs a few spins before you get a corker. https://foulomatic.hnldesign.nl/

You moist bollock spies.

#swearing

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@julianlawson @purplepadma @selzero

I don't need an app to come up with pissbadger, shitmuppet, pooweasel or the like. Folks can just ask.

I use a lot less resources than AI too. Wine and some Frazzles rather than the power and water needed to supply a small city.

@TwoClownsEating @selzero I would never hurl creative abuse at you, Mat. Unless you really really deserved it
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@selzero

the Devil is in the detail in this instance, make sure they have all the details.

@selzero it's not what you do it's the way that you do it...that's what gets results! ( I'm gonna be humming that tune in my head all day now! 😂 ) 💖
@selzero
..by extending a hand of kindness to smack them in their donkey face, minding to avoid the slobber.