You create humans and promise them an eternal afterlife, but they wear out their welcome after 37 septillion years so you place them in a time loop where they repeat their lives forever.

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You create humans and promise them an eternal afterlife, but they wear out their welcome after 37 septillion years so you place them in a time loop where they repeat their lives forever. - Lemmy.World

1) create humans 2) promise them an eternal afterlife 3) grow tired of them but you never lie or go back on your word 4) while thinking of a loophole the word loop gets stuck in your head so you realize you can just put them all in a time loop where they live eternally but you don’t have to deal with them anymore

That would explain Jeremy Bearimy
Yeah, yeah, the Time Knife, we’ve all seen it