bliblaOne does not have freedom if anyone else has power over one
Why is your washing machine using data?
Sending back details of your wash load, e.g. color and materials of your undies to LG headquarters so that their specialized AIs running on 64k core rtz6980s can analyze and optimize the wash cycles and delivery time of the bleach and softener based on training data garnered from millions of similar households for the perfect outcome each time, every time no doubt. These blockchains don’t exactly build themselves, you know.
In theory the laundry machines could analyze the dirt water to contribute to customer models. You might be able to tell what kind of food is eaten, how well it’s being metabolized, etc. /semi-serious