Ben Carson
abadideaOne of the residents of this building has publicly accused another of, like, spending €250 of the building maintenance funds on a new lobby bench without getting total sign-on from all apartment owners, which they feel amounts to fraud. The accused sent a 17-page defense to the email list (17 pages in Dutch, and then followed by a manual translation of the entire thing to English). I am completely incapable of judging who is being the least hinged here
this small apartment tower has several elderly residents who've each been here on the order of 30 to 40 years, so we're getting "tiny British village where everyone's mad at each other over ancient petty grievances" drama in a major city
kolya@0xabad1dea invite everyone for tea on the new bench?
will-h@0xabad1dea if they're elderly one might think they'd agree on it being nice to have somewhere to sit!
Cat 🐈🥗 (D.Burch) 
@0xabad1dea Anonymously post a petition to have another bench purchased. 
Their☆Star 🏳️⚧️@0xabad1dea slice the bench in half, king Solomon style
sofakante@0xabad1dea please keep us posted. That’s the sort of drama I am capable to handle these days.
NinjaLikesCheez@0xabad1dea it’s things like this that make me love the Netherlands. The drama! The intrigue!
Andy Fletcher@0xabad1dea I've seen the TV series/Film. There will be a sudden spate of poisonings and other creative killings which leave the police helpless until some nosy old biddy solves the case whereupon the killer makes a public confession in front of everyone.
@0xabad1dea Hint: The radium paint on the new lobby bench is involved...
outadoc 
@0xabad1dea Sounds about right for French building drama as well
Spike 
@0xabad1dea ooh benchgate!