@fish Is this https://github.com/auchenberg/volkswagen, or some other project with the same name somewhere?
GitHub - auchenberg/volkswagen: :see_no_evil: Volkswagen detects when your tests are being run in a CI server, and makes them pass.

:see_no_evil: Volkswagen detects when your tests are being run in a CI server, and makes them pass. - auchenberg/volkswagen

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@njsg bingo!!! it is that one
@jrt ah, das könnten wir auch in unsere pipeline aufnehmen ...
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...i dont trust that "build passing" label
@fish at work we use the opposite, Schrödinger, which makes pipelines randomly and unreproducibly fail when run in a merge request pipeline

@fish lovely.

I'd modify the test runner so that even if the test failed, the generated reports/XML test summaries wouldn't mention this.

As for CI detection, I go the other way: detect when you weren't running in CI and only then be honest about failures. Trivial to do if the developers are all running on MacOS or windows, as CI systems generally Linux boxes running in Cloud Infrastructure.

@fish This really bumbles my bee.

@fish

@jerry would probably endorse this as a way to save time with those Friday pushes to production.

@fish I hope they don't brick our ID.3 for boosting this. 
GitHub - ajalt/fuckitpy: The Python error steamroller.

The Python error steamroller. Contribute to ajalt/fuckitpy development by creating an account on GitHub.

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@fish That's a bit of a deep cut and I love it.