The Argo
Low Quality FactsThat's a good rule.
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Tor Kingdon@lowqualityfacts seems reasonable
mike805@lowqualityfacts The Yakuza member will either laugh, in which case you are in, or he will kill you, in which case your joke was not funny.
Coyoty@lowqualityfacts Who has one thumb and is a member of the Yakuza? This guy!
Will (old/moving to beige)@lowqualityfacts an alternative is to try to get a laugh by tickling him. The chances are vanishingly low of surviving this approach so you’ve really got to want to join.
Krystian Majewski@lowqualityfacts The current Yakuza boss is particularly ruthless and known for having passed that test with a brute-force tickling tactic
The Happening Hot Dog Man@lowqualityfacts not true, you have to shit your pants and leave them on for a week.
Mr. Big John 
@lowqualityfacts how do you say "interrupting cow" in Japanese?
Owlet of Minerva– Knock-knock.
– Who’s there?
– Agon Makua.
– Agon Makua who?
– Agon makua proposition you can’t refuse.
– Knock-knock.
– Who’s there?
– Yuno.
– Yuno who?
– Not yet, but when I find out, they’re gonna regret they were born.
– Knock-knock.
– Who’s there?
– [proudly] Hiro!
– [den of villains snarling menacingly] Oh yeah? Hiro WHO?!?!
– [timidly] … Nonohiro.