I have been awake for nearly 24 hours, 8 of which were spent at a soccer tournament an hour away. I’m taking a FULL Unisom Pain Relief, putting on my sleep headphones with white noise cranked to 11, and peacing the FUCK out.
And also a 20 pound weighted blanket that is technically too heavy for my body weight. I don’t care. If drugged and lethally cozy is how I go, then that’s how I go.