Mastodawn

You've tried fingering, but have you tried worsted?

@ned 🤨🤨🤨🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

@ned Spicy autocomplete, indeed.

What the hell 😂🤣😂🤣😂🤣😂🤣😂🤣

@ned oh my god lmao, this is a perfect illustration of the issues of next-word-predictors

I was fully expecting this to be about Unix shell commands...

@mndflayr @ned «There is a large number of shell commands. They live in the ocean or you can find them on beach Unixes.»

This is the worst timeline.

@ned
My wife would like to point out that worsted is NOT twice as thick as fingering weight, BTW.

@ned naah, New weird knowledge added to the brain
I haven't gotten either of those

@ned
This escalated quickly.