Owlsys
Cat 🐈🥗 (D.Burch) 
Current state 🍋∞
pancake 
Softwarewolf
Franz Mandl@catsalad the lemonade market is meanwhile totally saturated
Beggar Midas@catsalad Oh, hey. someone with the kind of skills i'm looking to onboard. How about using those skills to potentially lob those lemons back at sender by the truckload? I've got some proof of cambridge analytica style voter manipulation. But I need allies with some serious skills to help me gather the proof making the full case. Somewhere out there are the C.A. ver 2 C&C servers., and i have the starting point to tracking them down. Interested? DM me.
@catsalad I've been avoiding social media for years. But three days ago had an intuitive flash that put together why 20 million people inexplicably sat out the most important election in living memory. Plus proof in the form of one of the mood manipulation ads I was served up on youtube & did the OSINT trace on a few months back. If you check my pinned tweet you'll find a link back to medium where i break my evidence down.
Please. Even if you can't help send someone who can. This is important.
Please. Even if you can't help send someone who can. This is important.
kwayk42@catsalad "I'm going to get my engineers to invent a combustible lemon so I CAN BURN YOUR HOUSE DOWN... with the lemons"
- Cave Johnson
Zhi Zhu 🕸️An author pointed out in one of her books that when life gives you lemons, it almost never gives you water and sugar as well. So how the hell are you supposed to make lemonade?
Graham C
PetterOfCats@catsalad when life gives you lemons, throw a lemon party...
@PetterOfCats Hahah— wait a min 
EloPup@catsalad Need some salt and tequila ;)?
the sophari™ is currently away@catsalad business is boomin fr fr
unlofl [Promoted Toot]@catsalad I'm just trying to keep up that Cave Johnson energy lately.
When life gives you lemons, don't make lemonade, make life take the lemons back! Demand to see lifes manager!
Typography | Cave Johnson Lemons
toldtheworld@catsalad https://song.link/s/5mv2a02p47YqxLtRUFCQk9 Meatloaf all the way
Alex@catsalad ah... making lemonade, but wrong picture. ;)
uwu1ba@catsalad time to make combustible lemons
Reid 
@catsalad maybe time to take Cave Johnson’s advice 🍋 💣 
ShadSterling@catsalad “This is fine”
NjordWhen life gives people lemons, I send them pictures of my cat, like this old one of her laying on a tiny cat sized bed
pagangod (he/him)
Kurau 🍵 No a la guerra@catsalad ah yes, the slopmonade machine
Momo