@BlackAzizAnansi

I've had to ban my teenage daughter from tik tok after she started telling me about Beyonce being a serial killer and that we were having 2 moons in orbit this month. The kids smart as fuck, but this stuff can be convincing!

@JaxVent @BlackAzizAnansi The two moons thing is kinda true. We'll have (or maybe had, by now) a temporary second rocky object in our orbit before it continues its journey.
@JaxVent @BlackAzizAnansi Obviously Beyoncé is not a serial killer, but we _do_ have two moons this month.
Ref: https://www.space.com/earth-will-capture-second-moon-sept-2024
Earth has caught a 'second moon,' scientists say

Earth should have captured a temporary "second moon" on Sunday (Sept. 29).

Space
@JaxVent @BlackAzizAnansi so the Beyonce thing was just a weird conspiracy theory thing going around, but the moon thing is legit. In October the Earth captured an asteroid and had a mini moon! https://www.earth.com/news/its-official-earth-now-has-two-moons-captured-asteroid-2024-pt5/
It's official: Earth now has two moons

On Sunday, September 29, our planet captured the tiny asteroid named 2024 PT5, turning it into a temporary mini-moon.

Earth.com

@JaxVent @itzyg @BlackAzizAnansi

She’s not a serial killer, but the D campaign squandered a billion dollars starfucking with celebrities, including her.

While supplying bombs to blow up Palestinian children.

So, there’s that, I suppose.