The Onion bought Infowars. Not a drill. Not a drill.

https://theonion.com/heres-why-i-decided-to-buy-infowars/

Here’s Why I Decided To Buy ‘InfoWars’

Today we celebrate a new addition to the Global Tetrahedron LLC family of brands. And let me say, I really do see it as a family. Much like family members, our brands are abstract nodes of wealth, interchangeable assets for their patriarch to absorb and discard according to the opaque whims of the market. And […]

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@ernie So it’s basically a Catch & Kill, with the support of the Sandy Hook families. Excellent!
@patmadigan @ernie they plan to relaunch infowars and use it to make for of right-wing people selling supplement, the same way clickhole make fun of buzzword list
@gkrnours @ernie I can’t wait to see what they come up with for the new website.