Ernie SmithNov 14, 2024

The Onion bought Infowars. Not a drill. Not a drill.

https://theonion.com/heres-why-i-decided-to-buy-infowars/

Here’s Why I Decided To Buy ‘InfoWars’

Today we celebrate a new addition to the Global Tetrahedron LLC family of brands. And let me say, I really do see it as a family. Much like family members, our brands are abstract nodes of wealth, interchangeable assets for their patriarch to absorb and discard according to the opaque whims of the market. And […]

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Show threadErnie SmithNov 14, 2024
A non-satirical version of this very real story: https://www.status.news/p/the-onion-acquires-infowars
The Onion acquires Infowars

As part of the deal, The Onion will own Infowars' website, product inventory, customers lists, social media accounts, and intellectual property.

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@ernie oh wow, that is absolutely glorious!
Nov 14, 2024 at 2:16pmWeb