If you’re a jamband fan still on Twitter, the only conclusion is you’re secretly MAGA, a professional #Phish micro-celebrity, a jamgrass proponent, a podcaster, or a 3.0 kid.
@chopaganda what about a lurker who just wants to witness *the horrors*?
@chopaganda you should make one of those signs that religious nuts carry around that list all the different categories of the damned