Alex Wild
Meet.
Fall in love.
Wedding.
Honeymoon.
Have children.
Laundry.
Laundry.
Laundry.
Laundry.
Laundry.
Laundry.
Laundry.
Laundry.
Laundry.
Death.
Nov 11, 2024 at 3:42amWeb
Show threadΨ*ΨNov 11, 2024
@alexwild meanwhile, the dishes have taken over
Show threadGarrett WollmanNov 11, 2024
@alexwild I'd be ok with that, honestly. Because otherwise it's just laundry.
Show threadalvin 👍 🥉Nov 11, 2024

@wollman @alexwild

Cheat code for death confirmed

Show thread🐜Nov 11, 2024
@alexwild paid work???
Show threadJuliaNov 11, 2024
@alexwild I’m doing a fair bit of laundry before even meeting 😩
Show threadPeter CockNov 11, 2024
@alexwild at least our replacement washing machine is super quiet in comparison (can’t hear it from home office anymore).
Show threadThe Flight AttendantNov 11, 2024
@alexwild This was actually the message I received from the movie "Everything Everywhere All At Once" surrender to the laundry
Show threadErnie SmithNov 11, 2024

@alexwild

Laundry. Dinner. Laundry. Dinner. Laundry. Dinner. Laundry. Dinner.

Show threadJoshua ByrdNov 11, 2024
@alexwild also dishes
Show threadJustMeNov 11, 2024

@alexwild you forgot
Dishes.

Dishes.

Dishes.

Dishes.

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Show thread拔刀问路--经常截图评论Nov 11, 2024

@alexwild

Meet.
Fall in love.
Wedding.
Honeymoon.
Have children.

for LIFE in range( countless ):
Laundry
finally:
Death.

Show threaddxzdbNov 12, 2024
@alexwild @bigzaphod Needs a few “Go to graduation" or a “Drop kids off at event" at least. 😆
Show threadScott ArmitageNov 12, 2024
@alexwild working on steps 1-2, usually but not always in that order.
Show threadAlessia ViscontiNov 13, 2024

@alexwild This is so true I want to cry

Signed: someone currently doing their fourth washing machine of the week

Show threadezmyreldaDec 24, 2024
@alexwild and dishes.. omfg the dishes.
Show threadStarkRGDec 24, 2024
@alexwild Surely there's a burrito in there somewhere?