So Mexican dudes can’t say these things, eh? Only white dudes, and only if they’re straight?

You need to ad ‘ese’ to the end of it.

Throw 3 or 4 ‘pendejo’ in there for good measure

The only Spanish I know is from Speedy Gonzalez, so is it ok if I just chuck “Andale! Andale! Arriba! Arriba! Yii-hah!” on the end there?