Track_ShovelHear something, say something
AwkwardLookMonkeyPuppetSo Mexican dudes can’t say these things, eh? Only white dudes, and only if they’re straight?
You need to ad ‘ese’ to the end of it.
Throw 3 or 4 ‘pendejo’ in there for good measure
HossenfefferThe only Spanish I know is from Speedy Gonzalez, so is it ok if I just chuck “Andale! Andale! Arriba! Arriba! Yii-hah!” on the end there?
What a weird thing to say
That’s a disgusting opinion to have!
Flying SquidI had a Mexican friend back in college and we used to joke that if you put El in front of something, it became Spanish.
So he’d say something like, “Hey, do you want to get el pizza tonight?”
And I’d say, “Sorry, I don’t speak Spanish.”
(Although normally we’d do it as an inside joke when someone couldn’t understand him because of his accent.)