If you can’t say something nice about someone, welcome to Twitter.
@jpkeates is this twitter?
@brianstatesthat No, I originally wrote "go to Twitter" but didn't like that either!
@jpkeates It sounds less ambiguous.

@brianstatesthat Fair enough.

My thinking was that people reading it here would know they're not on Twitter.

@jpkeates I knew I was not on twitter but the statement confused me and elon scares me
@brianstatesthat I apologise for scaring you.
No one deserves to be scared,