@golgaloth i don't think it is ironic. Considering the eyeballs scrolling the social media bad news fire hose are the ones who need this reminder, it makes more sense to post it here than anywhere else really. 🤷
@golgaloth@jscottcoatsworth Have you sat by a fireplace recently? Murphy guarantees that a coal will pop off the log, land unseen on the blanket over me in the rocking chair. The polyester will ignite, whoosh!
@sfwrtr@jscottcoatsworth There's a fireplace at a cafe near us that I visit regularly. Though, with spring in full swing, they don't light it anymore. Never been attacked by a coal.