The definition of irony is posting this on a social media site.

#SelfCare #TimeOut #reading #books

@golgaloth i don't think it is ironic. Considering the eyeballs scrolling the social media bad news fire hose are the ones who need this reminder, it makes more sense to post it here than anywhere else really. 🤷
@golgaloth Whilst I get it, the way things seem, Murphy says if I do that a lightning bolt from the clouds in the background will strike my tree. 😭
@golgaloth LOL tried that and was overrun by spiders in less than five minutes!
@jscottcoatsworth @sfwrtr
Maybe just a comfy chair next to the fire?
@golgaloth @jscottcoatsworth
Have you sat by a fireplace recently? Murphy guarantees that a coal will pop off the log, land unseen on the blanket over me in the rocking chair. The polyester will ignite, whoosh!
@sfwrtr @jscottcoatsworth There's a fireplace at a cafe near us that I visit regularly. Though, with spring in full swing, they don't light it anymore. Never been attacked by a coal.
@sfwrtr that's why you should use a fire blanket 😂
@golgaloth @jscottcoatsworth
@golgaloth why, don't think it's not more ironic than a speed limit sign is at a roadside.