There must be a GPS locator phone app everyone has which shows people where I am parked in parking lots, obscure highway pullouts, national forests, etc. so they can come and park right next to me.

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There must be a GPS locator phone app everyone has which shows people where I am parked in parking lots, obscure highway pullouts, national forests, etc. so they can come and park right next to me. - Lemmy.World

Turn off location sharing on Google maps. You have your location shared with everyone and Google marks your location as good parking.
You missed the joke.
Actually, they continued the joke.