everyone on the bus is listening to music and watching videos and listening to podcasts on their phones without headphones. but they’re all doing it quietly, so as not to annoy anyone. one guy holds two iphones up to his head, one for each ear, to get the best sound quality. I get out my old earphones and put them in. everyone looks at me. someone mouths at me, politely. What are those? Are you an alien? where do you get those. how do they even work? it looks dangerous
@jk i hate satire becoming reality 🙄😬
@jk the removal of headphone jacks from phones was a huge mistake
@awoo @jk wow that’s actually it, isn’t it? some people are just selfish jackasses but some probably just can’t be assed to figure out bluetooth pairing
@jk They took the headphone jacks away and people stopped using headphones so much, who could have predicted this outcome?

@jk
> but they’re all doing it quietly, so as not to annoy anyone.

Give away that this was fiction 🎶

@jk I doubt this is much of an exaggeration. I don't understand the thing nowadays where no one believes in headphones or, you know, sitting quietly for a few minutes.
@jk meanwhile, I go to a fancy coffee shop and everyone's wearing noise -cancelling headphones but not listening to anything on them
@jk post-covid brain damage wrecked society
@jk @nicopap I’ve been contemplating for a while the idea of buying a bunch of super cheap earphones from AliExpress to carry in the train and contemptibly toss at the people who do video calls or watch TikTok on loudspeaker.
@jk @nicopap The problem is that you also have to ask them if they need a USB-C or Lightning adapter, it increases the cost and ruins the passive aggressive act.