josefOct 27, 2024

me: *presses play on an app*

app: Great! Your journey is about to begin! Just some questions first. Where were you born? How would you describe your income bracket?

me: *dismiss*

app: Got it! We'll ask you next time before asking you questions.

me: *presses shuffle button*

app: Got it! Shuffle enabled until tomorrow.

notification: Somebody enabled shuffle playback on your account. Click here to verify

notification: 🏆ACHIEVEMENT UNLOCKED: Power user

app: Do you want to rate this app?

Show threadTom MagnanimousOct 27, 2024
@jk also every button says "sweet!" or "I'm in!" instead of ok
Show threadDen of EarthOct 27, 2024
@funkula @jk
I don't mind those so much but I wish the "Ask me later" button was really labeled "Fuck off"
Show threadMatt Palmer

@DenOfEarth if I were to become Supreme Dictator, anyone who created an "ask me later" option without also adding a "fuck off forever" would be immediately put to death. Also, the "fuck off forever" option would be required to send a remote electric shock to the product manager who designed the dialog box.

@funkula @jk

Oct 27, 2024 at 8:46pmWeb