Mastodawn

literally everyone uses hyperbole all the time these days

@maia I'm constantly saying this

@maia i know right? it’s the worst

@maia i quite literally choked on my food and died while reading this post, thank you maia.

@maia superlatives are literally the greatest thing

Never in the history of the world I've seen a rhetorical device so massively useful.

I see what you did there.

@maia
Nothing ever happens.

Everything always happens.

@maia I'm sorta kinda into moderation... sometimes.