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Ada@AzulCrescent nooooooooo
install lizard 🦎💿
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Thepi@AzulCrescent sometimes i wake up and think, 'today i am going to eat shit,' and then i get lunch from mcdonald's
ElectropictI went to Glasgow once and, thinking I could do with something to get my head working, went into a small café for a coffee.
Because I was going to move around afterwards, anything too large might have affected my entrails in unpredictable ways, so I ordered an espresso.
A few minutes later I was given a small cup with about two teaspoons of liquid lurking in the bottom.
I didn’t know what to say, so I paid the price, drank it in tiny sips, and remained half asleep.
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Next day much the same happened, but I went to a large bookshop café and thought I should have whatever is a normal-sized coffee in Glasgow instead.
They gave me something like a litre, in a soup bowl.
Maybe this is a story of hope...?
piku 
minor!
CyberPunkBarMaid@AzulCrescent literally the biggest scam
Marud 
@AzulCrescent Those are memories from your young age, so the ratio mouth size / burger was not the same at all.
Don't blame capitalism. (no, blame it, every day)
Don't blame capitalism. (no, blame it, every day)
Trit’@AzulCrescent Smol Mac! XD
@AzulCrescent It’s been a long time I didn’t do that, so…
Panel 1: “Hmm, I feel like eating garbage today. Let’s order a burger!”
(Azul visualizing herself eating a HUGE burger!)
Panel 2: When the burger arrives:
(Azul with a frustrated look at a VERY SMALL burger!)
Panel 3: Azul with a frustrated AND disgusted look at the small burger!
@TritTriton thank you for the alt!
Hananea@AzulCrescent this is way too relatable.
Nina Felwitch 
@AzulCrescent That's why I always order 5 burgers.
sqrt(-1)@AzulCrescent oh no, I am so sorry
Tirrimas 
🚫👑@AzulCrescent looking at YOU, McDonald's. 😡
Leandro (Cerberus1746)@AzulCrescent I once was able to get my money back trough an app because the fries were too small.