Well, there is a Kate here.Oct 18, 2024
He’s literally the greatest columnist of all time because he’s the only normal person ever to be given the job
Show threadChimmy and Ada are still gay

@kate yes fuck yes

give me this Andy Rooney shit all day

Oct 18, 2024 at 10:25pmWeb
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Well, there is a Kate here.Oct 18, 2024
He’s literally the greatest columnist of all time because he’s the only normal person ever to be given the job
Show threadWell, there is a Kate here.Oct 18, 2024
This one is my favorite https://www.theguardian.com/commentisfree/article/2024/jul/18/i-found-a-witch-supply-store-opposite-a-nisa-local
I found a witch supply store opposite a Nisa Local. It’s the start of a magical journey

I’ve already bought a book called Basic Witches, and I’ll be back to buy some crystals soon, writes Adrian Chiles

The Guardian
Show threadWell, there is a Kate here.Jun 12
Show threadbicebird Jun 13
@kate This is like a modern day parable, reads totally sincere too, just beautiful
Show threadthomas yager-maddenJun 13
@kate “I knew everyone would hate my mustard shorts. That didn’t stop me buying them”
Show threadthomas yager-maddenJun 13
@kate oh. oh god “My superpower? Turning a lovely afternoon into a nerve-shredding orgy of panic”
Show threadperfectly normal (horse) beastJun 13

Guradian "comment is free" article by Adrian Chiles, who is pictured head and shoulders next to his name on all of these screencaps. He is wearing a suit, an open collar, and an expression something like a slightly bemused bulldog

title: "I found a witch supply store opposite a Nisa Local. It’s the start of a magical journey"

subhead: "I’ve already bought a book called Basic Witches, and I’ll be back to buy some crystals soon"

https://shrike.club/@kate/113330717471330508

@kate
#Alt4You please steal etc. etc/

Kalkate. Synthetic Kalkate. (@kate@shrike.club)

Attached: 1 image This one is my favorite https://www.theguardian.com/commentisfree/article/2024/jul/18/i-found-a-witch-supply-store-opposite-a-nisa-local

SHRIKE CLUB
Show threadchris martensJun 13
@kate i love him he’s my new parasocial best friend
Show threadLeonard RitterJun 13
@kate had to verify this was not a doctored headline
Show threaddefine “special mouse” Oct 18, 2024

@kate He's on an episode of Taskmaster

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=f26ROu92wzU

Taskmaster's New Year Treat 2022 | Full Episode | Taskmaster

YouTube
Show threadWell, there is a Kate here.Oct 19, 2024
@abigail the uk has such a robust microcelebrity economy
Show threadChimmy and Ada are still gayOct 18, 2024

@kate yes fuck yes

give me this Andy Rooney shit all day

Show threadnovemberOct 18, 2024
@kate As a rideshare driver, yes I need to use your bathroom but also if you offer I will be extremely suspicious.
Show threadCrazy Nutz  🍉🇵🇸Oct 20, 2024
@kate he has hundreds of those
Show threadsimonbpJun 13

@kate The second one is literally just Brian Butterfield

"Crispy hosin owl" "bonbonbonbons"

Show threadLocalJun 13
@kate I have a favourite spoon 🥄 too. I thought I was the only one 😅
Show threadSietske Boer-van VugtJun 14
@Local @kate I don't have a favourite spoon... But I definitely have a favourite knife 😁
Show threadLocalJun 16
@bumblebeedc @kate Nice! What makes it special? 🙂
Show threadSietske Boer-van VugtJun 16
@Local @kate it's just right length and weight wise, so it feels perfect when holding ☺️
Show threadSiobhán Greaney (Shivers)Jun 15
@Local @kate We've found it's a great way to figure out potentially how neuro spicy you or your friend might be. Like if people have a favourite spoon they know exactly why, and if they don't but can follow your logic they're a good ally but if they don't and think you're silly for having one can be a minor red flag about empathy levels.
Show threadLocalJun 16
@shivers @kate that's clever 🙂👍🥄
Show threadOblomovJun 13
@kate please tell me this guy really exists and has won a Pulitzer for his service.
Show threadGeorge CollinsJun 13
@kate I'm glad you got the spoon story in there, it's a classic
Show threadC.Jun 13

@kate

If this man published in the fediverse, he could have more followers than Jesus.

Brilliant.

Show threadDavid SJun 13
@kate He's so predictable there's a Adrian Chiles headline generator http://www.tom.ledger.name/chileswriter.html
Chileswriter

Show threadMJJun 13
@kate I’m torn between loving his down-to-earth takes and resenting that he only has the column because he’s sleeping with the editor.
Show threadtoa5tJun 14
@kate favourite spoon is literally the Private Eye joke about the vapid article writer! Willthisdo?