‘New York Times’ To Cease Publication

“Being an employee of The New York Times was one of the most shameful, useless things I’ve ever done in my life,” said longtime columnist David Brooks.

https://theonion.com/new-york-times-to-cease-publication/
‘New York Times’ To Cease Publication

NEW YORK—With the struggling newspaper admitting this was the final nail in its coffin, The New York Times announced this week that it would permanently cease publication, saying there was no way it could compete with The Onion’s newly relaunched print edition. In an internal memo sent to the paper’s 5,800 employees, publisher A.G. Sulzberger […]

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cc @dougjbaloon wait @threads_nyt_pitchbot um, eh whatever 😆
I didn’t know there was a Pitchbot on Threads 👍
I can't confirm right now but I think Doug tried to start it up last year or the year before but seems like he didn't get much traction here on Threads...
He opened an account. @nytpitchbot But doesn’t post. Us OG Threadera have been replying on @gtconway3dg to cross post his brilliance for over a year
@theonion did envision buying specific scraps: @wirecutter onion peeler deep dive, all the @nytgames sessions the editor should have won. @nytopinion was to be serve only to line up the trash cans from @nycmayor, while proceeds from @nytcooking recipe contest where the most obnoxious commenters can pay a fee to compete on their best vegan version with the winner owning the complete copyright of the recipe in the future will go 100% to food banks
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NYT is a fascist mouthpiece
Reading further to wallow in both sides of this issue because that’s the only way to news.