nullenvk
[realhackhistory@home]#Oh yes we have our new “you wouldn’t download a car”
NEPŘÁTELSKÉ EMOCE 🇺🇦🇨🇿@realhackhistory very avant-guarde!
Alex🇺🇦@realhackhistory That's exactly what legal streams are doing! :D
ferricoxide@realhackhistory
c:/??? Did they hire a designer that had only ever used OSX and said directed them to.ick up a Windows command line? Who am I kidding: that's just prompted "AI" overseen by someone with no freaking clue.
Melroy van den Berg@realhackhistory This is not how any command line works.. hahah
Chris Kletsch@realhackhistory They: command not found
Reid 
@realhackhistory this is so wrong on so many levels, but also it speaks on so many levels about the level of tech literacy of most people because of people had the tech literacy required to know command lines aren’t 1337 h4x0r sh1t then this kinda ad wouldn’t work or even exist
jjlinux | X unverified 😅@realhackhistory still,Windows also steals your data without your knowledge, so kind of spot on 🤣
Daniel Django 
(Akkoma)@realhackhistory The advertisement was the real crime all along.
Mx. Luna Corbden 🐸@realhackhistory Did they... did they try to "close" the C prompt "tag"??
Zoe@corbden @realhackhistory I think they might have... It's horrifying
Ramses Revengeday 
@realhackhistory but it looks CYBER!1!1
Abbie 🇵🇷🏳️⚧️🏳️🌈I’m dying of old age because people call it the windows command line now 😭😭😭😭
genstar.service@antijingoist @realhackhistory @corbden ❓❓❓
It's always been that way since the 2000s
@Genstar @antijingoist @realhackhistory
It will always be the DOS command line in my heart. Time was you couldn't even run win.exe without it.
@corbden @antijingoist @realhackhistory I took it like they were saying that just recently people started to call it in 2024.
And I'm aware of the DOS command line since I grew up with Windows 98 but it's been clear since Windows NT took over that it wouldn't be very compatible with a lot of the DOS and DOS Windows era stuff.
I was already having problems running DOS games in Windows XP.
(I first started to use DOSBox when Windows XP was still the main OS)
sodiboo 
@antijingoist @realhackhistory @corbden is it not a command line? do you object to this name for it? even if you don't object to it, you seem to think there is a more fitting name, what is the more fitting name?
Noé Lopez@realhackhistory The closing tag 😭
Миша
amiloradovsky@realhackhistory OTOH
/> this looks like a rather stylish quotation marks </
I'd even love comments to be marked like this^
/> this looks like a rather stylish quotation marks </
I'd even love comments to be marked like this^
Earthshine@realhackhistory shh the it manager types don't know that
Dr. Fortyseven 🥃 █▓▒░@realhackhistory Kinda surprised to see a DOS prompt, but then they go and forward slash it like Linux. LITERALLY UNPIRATABLE.
@realhackhistory Oh jesus, I just noticed the other end of it with a partial closed HTML tag.
This is just a taste of corruption and depravity that piracy brings into our homes, I guess. 😭
Viss@fortyseven @realhackhistory and you know it wasnt ai because ai would have at least got those parts right
@Viss @fortyseven somebody at the advertising agency was like “can we put some computerish stuff on this line please”
@realhackhistory @fortyseven put some slashes and brackets. fuckin nerds love slashes and brackets. oh hey put a C: in there! thatll make it look legit!
`Da Elf@realhackhistory @Viss @fortyseven That's exactly what happened.
But C:/> That's like a splinter in my mind.
Pseudo Nym@Viss @fortyseven @realhackhistory
You are right on the text, AI slop would have done that better.
But the image? Look at the hand holding the phone thingy. That looks pretty impressionistic AI image gen to me.
This ad gets more cursed the longer you look at it.
It's like a turducken of epic fail, on so many levels.
It almost wraps around to art, of a sort.
Steve Loughran@pseudonym @Viss @fortyseven @realhackhistory "lets do an ad campaign against illegal downloads now that the explosion in streaming services and a rise in unskippable adverte have made BitTorrent a thing again."
"Great! Who will do the art!"
"Oh, lets' just use an AI tool trained by downloading every image it could find and regurgitating some of it badly"
"Yes, that'll really show why downloading content without paying for it is wrong"
"Great! Who will do the art!"
"Oh, lets' just use an AI tool trained by downloading every image it could find and regurgitating some of it badly"
"Yes, that'll really show why downloading content without paying for it is wrong"
@pseudonym @Viss @fortyseven @realhackhistory the web site really comes down to "for safety put a raspberry pi under the TV, stream through that -and erase the SD card image every week"
@stevel @pseudonym @Viss @fortyseven @realhackhistory
🤣🤣🤣 *Dumps tea out of keyboard*
@elfin @pseudonym @Viss @fortyseven @realhackhistory without making any statements about the legitimacy of BitTorrent- can I just note that Steve Buscemi is absolutely the best character in Con Air.
Afte a film has been on TV as a used DVD, they should stick it online for free. But to do that give more choice for quality cinema -& reduce the value of the mediocrity which is available in the "legal" online services
Afte a film has been on TV as a used DVD, they should stick it online for free. But to do that give more choice for quality cinema -& reduce the value of the mediocrity which is available in the "legal" online services
@elfin @pseudonym @Viss @fortyseven @realhackhistory that is: if the streaming. companies aren't prepared to serve up the classic cinema of previous decades -they need to remove the option of doing it through alternate channels in order to justify their subscription fees.
@stevel @elfin @Viss @fortyseven @realhackhistory
Netflix, Plex, YouTube and others have shown us it isn't a technological limitation. It's a legal and licensing one.
I long for the giant, streaming, video jukebox that has all the video and audio things. If it's recorded, slap it up there.
I'd be happy to pay for it, if they could ever sort out the licensing
Now at @@pseudonym @stevel @elfin @Viss @fortyseven @realhackhistory The flipside to this is I was recently looking for a website that sells downloads of legal DRM-free files of TV shows and movies.
Worth emphasising: I'm willing to pay a fair price here.
Basically, I was thinking about setting up a home media server with my favourite movies and films. That way, as enshittification creeps in at the streaming platforms, I have a local copy to watch and listen to.
ZDigital/7Digital and sites like Bandcamp still sell MP3 downloads. There's also a number of independent film studios that will allow you to download files.
But the Hollywood studios? Forget about it!
Apparently, your best bet in 2024 is still to buy a physical DVD and rip it.
Otherwise, you're either renting or "buying" the rights to stream a film.
Really, there should be a three-tier model:
1) Stream anything, but you have to watch ads first
2) Pay a monthly fee and stream ad-free
3) Pay a once-off fee and buy a DRM-free file.
Luca Sironi (da chiudere)@ajsadauskas @pseudonym @stevel @elfin @Viss @fortyseven @realhackhistory i'd love also to buy a single access to a live streaming event, like a music concert or a sport game
@luca @realhackhistory @fortyseven @pseudonym @Viss @elfin @ajsadauskas one of the big reasons to stream is to watch sports events. Lots of complaints on the ITVX app reviews is that even if you have an ad-free subscription -you get ads in football matches.
Illegal Streaming offers a better user experience even to people prepared to pay for legal streaming
Illegal Streaming offers a better user experience even to people prepared to pay for legal streaming
@ajsadauskas @pseudonym @stevel @elfin @fortyseven @realhackhistory yep. i have a Synology rackstation that runs plex, and @SecurityWriter is working up to basically the same
@Viss @ajsadauskas @stevel @elfin @fortyseven @realhackhistory @SecurityWriter
Yup. My personal Plex server has the oddest assortment of one-off episodes or movies for things the kid likes, that were on Netflix at one point and dropped off.
MegatronicThronBanks@stevel @elfin @pseudonym @Viss @fortyseven @realhackhistory One of the rare films I actually like John Malcovich in!
econads@stevel
Yep, I remember when streaming started up, piracy took a big dip because now you could access it cheaply and legally there wasn't really a reason to pirate. Then prices went up and other providers stepped in and you couldn't get it all in one place any more, and here we are.
@pseudonym
I don't think it's AI. If you zoom in there's all the fingers it's just the way the phone is being held. She wouldn't be able top touch the screen like that, but if she's just watching a long bit.. Maybe?
buherator@fortyseven @realhackhistory Exactly, this is how Art looks like.
aburka 🫣@fortyseven @realhackhistory clearly it's an open bracket to balance the close bracket at the beginning of the command line... 🤦♀️
Grey@fortyseven @realhackhistory what a LINE. That was poetic
I Forget@fortyseven Someone probably told them it was see colon backslash, and the only time they'd ever heard of a backslash was someone telling them what to put in a browser bar.
@realhackhistory I'm sure they'll connect to the modern stream consumers with that syntactically incorrect DOS shell prompt!
TeaJay@realhackhistory the TV advert looks like the Norton VPN advert
vpn companies 🤝 government
dollop of FUD
Scott Frazer@realhackhistory and the weird typography for the url might make people visit this site unintentionally 😂
Virginicus@sfrazer434 @realhackhistory That site is a better use of my time.
Marc "ACAB" Godin@realhackhistory "they could steal your personal data without you knowing" oh, so like businesses.
unexpectedteapot@realhackhistory yet another reason to ban ads.
Hamish The PolarBear@realhackhistory Unlike legal streams which... oh wait - they steal your data and you might know it.
@realhackhistory And what the hack is: C:/> .... </.
haha First of all, it's C:\ (backslash). Second of all, I'm not using Windows so who cares.
krimss@realhackhistory fool, i am the criminals. and i regret to inform you, but i'm in.
boomhauer@realhackhistory as awful as stealing personal data is, it doesn't really feel like much of a threat from "criminals" considering how many companies deliberately do this for their own profit anyway
Christopher Paun 
@realhackhistory
"They could steal your personal data without you knowing."
👆 An interesting claim. It is true for so many sites, not only pirate streaming sites.
"They could steal your personal data without you knowing."
👆 An interesting claim. It is true for so many sites, not only pirate streaming sites.